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The Toph & Charlie Show

I’m staying with my awesome twin bro, Toph, and his awesome Charlie, and every day around here is like a hilarious quote competition. I try to write them all down so I can share them here, but more often than not, I’m laughing way too hard for that. So here are two examples from today: 

  • I was talking to Toph about lotion, which is weird, I know, but we’d just finished washing the dog and I gave him some hand lotion afterwards. He was marveling about how nice it felt, and I told him that it’s totally acceptable for men to use hand lotion or even face lotion (because every time he’s seen me put any on, he remarks about how it looks like it would feel good). So I told him he should put face lotion on so he won’t get wrinkles and he responded, “But I’m not going to look like Paul Newman some day if I don’t get wrinkles.” 
  • Earlier today, Charlie and I were making lunch and I was checking to see if some cheese was still good by smelling it. Last week, I opened an old sour cream container and sniffed it, and man, was that a mistake. Charlie looked over and said, “You’re brave. I never go into anything nose-first.” Which, you know, is some pretty solid and hilarious advice. 

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