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Posts tagged popes and poodles

Lapham's Quarterly: James Tate, "How the Pope is Chosen" 


After a poodle dies 
all the cardinals flock to the nearest 7-Eleven. 
They drink Slurpies until one of them throws up 
and then he’s the new Pope

The only interesting thing I’ve read about the Pope selection process.