I'm Chels. I blog about science, art, tennis, and my adventures in journalism. Officially, I'm a Science Writer at Brookhaven National Lab and I blog for them, too. Unofficially, I'm pretty awesome.

Or, you know, owsome.

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Posts tagged powells
Shut up, you
Loving morons.

My “Pi-ku” (which contains lines with syllables of 3, 1, and 4) gives away my long-documented rage at the stupidest thing that the Internet gets excited about each year.

(Seriously, it is the birthday of Albert Fucking Einstein. You wanna celebrate something? Celebrate a dude who used his brain to change the way we understand the entire Universe.)